trust no bitch.

hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl, via mydrunkkitchen)

ahjareyn:

branaivanovic:

Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

-Harry Potter

-Ron Weasley

-Hermione Granger

I am legitimately okay with this and suddenly wish there were no movies in the first place so that more posts like this could exist. So that more people would look at the basic context clues IN the books and imagine things like this.

(via onlyneonlove)

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

(via elpmiseyb)

erikadudes:

THE CALENDAR OF SEXY MONSTERS IS AVAILABLE TO ORDER! 

If these images are raising your blood pressure, head over to http://etsy.me/1c4Tg8k to get all the gory details and make your clandestine purchases.

You’ve got six options (with or without dates), ranging from $30 to $160, and if you order between now and Dec. 3, your stuff is guaranteed to ship between Nov. 28 and Dec. 13. 

WAIT—WHAT?

The Calendar of Sexy Monsters is a set of twelve illustrations of ten famous movie monsters and two humble working-class monsters looking surprisingly (and seasonably) sensual in a funny (and only mildly disturbing) mutation of the conventional pin-up calendar. Always suggestive, never explicit.

BEWARE: These are not cheap, floppy, stapled square calendars. These are super high-quality, decadently rectangular, collectible giclée prints (manufactured entirely by me in my little home lab) that are gracious enough to help you figure out what day it is (unless you don’t want them to—there are options for you). And they come with a bulldog clip for hanging.

The CoSM also features the most frighteningly silly month names in calendar history.

THE MONSTERS 
(In order of appearance)

A WEREWOLF!
The BLOB!
SLIMER from Ghostbusters!
KING KONG!
The XENOMORPH from Alien!
The GILL-MAN from The Creature from the Black Lagoon!
ZUUL (the terror dog) from Ghostbusters!
GODZILLA!
A ZOMBIE!
The 1987 PREDATOR!
COUNT DRACULA from the 1979 Nosferatu
STRIPE from Gremlins!

Images of all these monsters are lurking at http://erikadudes.com

THE CALENDARS 
(these links will take you to my shop)

THE SHORT CALENDAR (11” x 8.5”) $55—the price of twelve pounds of rat food!
THE TALL CALENDAR (8.5” x 17”) $100—the price of a couple rounds of human-strength cocktails and a bit of short-term memory loss!
THE IMMORTAL CALENDAR (11” x 17” prints + detachable 11” x 5” calendars = 11” x 22”) $160—an eternity of strange sexiness for the price of a forgettable night or two in a human hotel!

THE CALENDARLESS CALENDARS 
(all the attitude of a sexy calendar, none of the vile dates)

SMALL (4” x 6”) $30—the price of two tickets to a movie with an all-human cast and a tub of soggy popcorn!
MEDIUM (7” x 11”) $75—the price of an hour-long massage from a human with only two arms! 
LARGE (11” x 17”) $140—the price of a 50-minute session with a human psychologist who could never see inside you as deeply as twelve passionate monsters.

INDIVIDUAL PRINTS 

SMALL (4” x 6”) $5
MEDIUM (7” x 11”) $13
LARGE (11” x 17”) $21

(via succulentlabyrinth)